What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:12

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?
Everyone loved it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
No go.
So they tried
Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
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